The 25 Worst Big Men in NBA History Chris Humphreys/USA TODAY Sports

6. Johan Petro

Teams(s): Sonics, Thunder, Nuggets, Nets, Hawks
Stats: 4.6 PPG, 3.8 RPG, 0.5 APG, 0.4 SPG, 0.5 BPG
Career: (2006-2013)

Johan sucks like a thirsty porn star. He's in the league because of his size and height. Plus, he can tie his shoes and chew gum at the same damn time. Johan's a fucking genius in that regard. Guys that are 6'10" or better, and average less than a block deserve to be called scrubs from the tops of mountains. We can't even play with these cats on 2K. Get 'em out of our sight before we vomit on the nearest puppy.

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