Teams(s): Kings, Sonics, Knicks
Stats: 4.3 PPG, 3.1 RPG, 0.3 APG, 0.3 SPG, 1.1 BPG
Career: (1999-2009)

Fuck you, Isiah Thomas. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's polly about the bum that is Jerome James. Homie is built like a tree and got paid millions of dollars because of his genetics, yet he couldn't find the will power to stop eating Big Macs 24 hours a day. Thankfully, executives smartened up and NBA fans don't have to witness his basketball ineptitude any longer. The basketball gods always look out for our best interest.