Teams(s): Pacers, Warriors, Mavericks, Heat, Hawks
Stats: 7.4 PPG, 7.1 RPG, 0.8 APG, 0.3 SPG, 1.4 BPG
Career: (1997-2012)

OK, Erick Dampier was halfway good, if you want to call it that. His problem was his ego. The god actually thought he was in the same dimension as Shaq. And the Diesel called him out of his name because of it. That's it, nothing to see here. Oh, and he got dunked on by Kwame Brown. That'll get you in the Scrub Hall of Fame.