Teams(s): Rockets, Lakers, Pistons, Bulls, Spurs
Stats: 1.6 PPG, 1.5 RPG, 0.1 APG, 0.1 SPG, 0.7 BPG
Career: (1983-1994)

Of course Chuck Nevitt has a ring. Totally makes perfect sense. 7'5"? We didn't know they stacked shit that high. How are you a giant and not average a block a game? His basketball career is inexcusable.