Most cars are designed by men, and when men design things, they often end up looking like (the Vendome Column) or functioning like (turkey baster) the favorite appendage. We can understand why too, it's sleek, functional, and apparently attractive to some. Cars are pieces of industrial design that are made for thrusting forward at speed, which does sound quite a bit like the primary purpose of the one eyed trouser snake.
The strange thing is how good a lot of these cars look. We guess the male gender has something going for it after all. These are The 10 Most Phallic Cars Ever Made.