When: 3/11/2009

All you need to know about this goalaso is that it led to the creation of an award for nastiest goal of the year. That's right, the 40-yard screamer heard round the world took home the 2009 Puskas Award, the first of it's kind. Ronaldo would even go on to say he thought it was the best goal he ever scored in is young career. Did we mention it was to knock out native Portuguese rivals Porto from the Champions League in the quarterfinals? Damn, even after Ronaldo left the Iberian Peninsula he was haunting the inhabitants of its top-flight domestic league. How do you say, "God Damn!" in Portuguese? Just watch, enjoy, and repeat.