The TMZ headline concerning Chris Brown's 911 call following crashing his Porsche 911 Turbo SCabriolet reads, "The Panicked 911 Call 'My Name Is Christopher!!!'" They exaggerated. Brown wasn't panicked. He was simply acting like a normal person who just wrecked a Porsche, giving the operator his full name. That's what you're supposed to do. We wish we could have seen the operator's face after he finished his name with "Brown."
