Step 11: Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

Translation: Please, God, please. Please let me stay calm when there are so many friggin' dumbasses on the road in their stupid Hummers with 18 subwoofers in them and Bro Montanas on their motorcycles wearing flip-flops, no helmet and riding in between cars. Please keep me calm in my time of need.