Super Bowl commercials suck as bad as regular commercials.
Truly smart and funny people don't work at advertising agencies. Sorry. But if you're especially brilliant, you probably think your life has a more worthwhile cause than hocking online investing with a talking baby. Super Bowl commercials aren't especially lame, but they're made by the same people who make regular commercials, which is to say vapid artists and failed filmmakers. Take away the overall hype of football's biggest game and you're left with the same 30-second spots that, unfortunately, you can't fast foward through.