You’re a contrarian.
Dogging LeBron James, slurping Tim Tebow, and saying that golfers or racecar drivers are the world's best athletes are just passive aggressive ways of saying that you hate sports. Just admit it to yourself. You're angry and miserable so you want to make everyone around you angry and miserable by proclaiming Isiah Thomas the greatest basketball player of all time. If you find that you're the only person who agrees with you, chances are you're on the losing end of an argument.