10 Signs You're a March Madness Douchebag

Oh, so you and your girl share a bracket? How cute.

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Sports have a way of bringing out the jackass in all of us and March Madness is no different. You'd think that exorbitant tuition costs and incurable venereal diseases would foster some resentment towards our chosen institutions of higher education, but it's the exact opposite. We connect to our campuses with Dick Vitale-like enthusiasm and our crowing is especially annoying during the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. So you can avoid looking like a loser when your team wins, here are 10 Signs You're a March Madness Douchebag.

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You and your girlfriend share a bracket.

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You brag insufferably about your upset picks.

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Your Final Four is all No. 1 seeds.

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Your team's not in the tournament, but you still talk trash.

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As a diehard NCIS fan, the delayed start time gets under your skin

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You're in more than three pools.

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You’re cheap.

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You constantly remind people who’s still alive in your bracket.

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You're still about that NBA life.

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