Accomplishments: 3x All-Star, Rookie of the Year (2000)
Team(s): Rockets, Magic, Knicks
Currently: Swollen 

Since leaving the NBA in 2008, Stevie Franchise started a hip-hop label, a clothing brand, and apparently developed some sort of reverse Bejamin Button disease. Francis, who was cut from the Beijing Ducks in 2010 after flipping off a ref, showed up to All-Star Weekend looking like Tanning Mom. If his swollen eyes and bloated face are any indication, Francis has had a tough time adjusting to life without basketball.