Accomplishments: 3x NBA Champion
Team(s): Rockets, Suns, Mavericks, Nets, Bucks, Timberwolves, Clippers, Celtics
Currently: Assistant coach, Washington Wizards
Since there's no way you watch Wizards basketball, we're obliged to inform you that Sam Cassell is one of the team's assistant coaches. He seems to have worked wonders with Bradley Beal, who's been stellar in his rookie campaign, and that John Wall guy ain't bad, either. Before the hiring of Randy Wittman, the mood in Washington was that Cassell was going to land the gig. With the Wizard 15-37 so far this season, his second chance may be coming soon.