Accomplishments: All-Star (2004)
Team(s): Nets, Nuggets, Clippers
Currently: Eyeing a comeback 

After a 2012 playoff run with the Clippers, Kenyon Martin's been unable to re-up on a job in the NBA. Rumors out of New York have Martin coming to the Knicks and, according to his agent, he's "biting at the bit" to join an NBA team. The Knickerbockers have been playing footsie with the former No. 1 overall pick since, like, Thanksgiving, so we suspect he'll be able to stay up on his daytime TV lineup of Maury and Cheaters. But stay tuned.