Hey, is that…is that…is that…No, sorry. It's not the guy from (500) Days of Summer. It's just some guy who won two Cy Young Awards in his first three years in Major League Baseball and then completely fell off the radar last year. No biggie…
Just kidding, Tim Lincecum! We see you. Thanks for finally getting a grown-up haircut. It's a much better look for you and, hopefully, it'll help you get your game together again this season.
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