Todd Helton got arrested for DUI in Colorado on Wednesday. And, the mugshot that he took after getting arrested was bad. How bad? So bad that we're pretty sure Nick Nolte (Nick Nolte!) would hit Helton with a "C'mon, man!" if he saw it.

Peep the thumbs gallery to see it for yourself. But, we're warning you: You might catch a buzz just looking at Helton. Proceed with caution.

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[via New York Daily News]

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