Sport: Football

Off the field, Mark Sanchez probably utilizes that softness to pull some of the hottest girls in the Tri-State area. But there is no place on the football field for that terrycloth-like behavior from Sanchez. Before, during, and after games, coaches are always treating the Jets quarterback with kid gloves in an effort to keep his emotions under control. Meanwhile, inside the white lines, Sanchize gets trucked by the asses of his own offensive lineman. And we didn't even begin to discuss the amount of Kleenex he probably used when he initially heard about Gang Green's acquisition of Tim Tebow. Don't be scurred.