38. Dwight Howard
Don't let the physique fool you, Dwight Howard pumps only the purest of baby lotion through his veins. When he's not crying about head coaches and subsequently trying to get them fired, Howard can be seen sitting out and taking way too long to heal from one of his many bumps and bruises. Kobe's getting privy to DH's games, so you better believe that all that is going to come to an end real soon.