Carl Pavano stole $40 million dollars from the Yankees in 2004. During his four-year deal, Pavano made only 26 starts and stunk up the joint in most of them. He had injury after injury after injury, and even had the nerve to complain about the way the organization and the fans treated him. To add insult to injury, he recently ruptured his spleen while shoveling snow. We think he's made of paper mache.