Brace yourselves, people. BRACE YOURSELVES! The Golden State Warriors are about to make history. Are you ready for it? We said, ARE YOU READY FOR IT?
No. There's no way you could possibly be ready for it. But, let's give it a go anyway. Thanks to adidas, the Warriors are about to be the first team ever to wear—no, really, are you ready for this?—alternate jerseys that feature (dun, dun, duuuuuuun!) short sleeves. Not T-shirts that come along with the jerseys. Not sweat-wicking shirts that come along with the jerseys. But, actual short sleeves that are built right into the jerseys themselves! The Warriors were the first team that sat for a pitch from adidas recently and, as a result, they're going to be the first team to wear them on February 22 when they take on the San Antonio Spurs during a home game. History will be made!
Oh. You're not impressed? Well, what did you think we were going to say? That the Warriors were going to win the NBA championship this season?! Bahahaha. No, Warriors fans. All you're getting are new jerseys with sleeves. Take them…or leave them. What's it gonna be?
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