New York City
Jackass Credentials: Public indecency, Spike Lee, foul language, Fireman Ed
Between Alex Rodriguez, Roger Clemens, Jason Giambi, and Andy Pettite, the Bronx Bombers have as many clean championships over the last 25 years as Lance Armstrong. Remember that Yankee fan next time you shell out $275 for a ticket and run your mouth about the "haters being jealous." Without horse steroids and moose hormone, the Yankees would have as storied a modern history as the Seattle Mariners at, like, ten times the payroll. Without Mr. Met, New York fans would stink worse than the garbage lined streets of Manhattan in August.