This happened after all was said and done to torture the viewing public. That's what you get for staying up that late. And that's also what you get for waking up for work and turning ESPN on. The world wide leader showed Rick Reilly's monologue/poem/whatever the fuck it is first thing in the morning.
Heaven help us.
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[via Deadspin]
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