Merche Romero

When: 2006

Even though he was photographed cavorting around beaches with this Portuguese television presenter, Ronaldo refused to publicly confirm their relationship. Look, we understand that some people don't like to kiss and tell, but c'mon, son. If an Average Joe had a lady who looked like Merche on their arm, best believe they'd be screaming out "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!" and blowing a vuvuzela whenever they went out in public.