When: 2007

You gotta give it to CR7—he definitely went to the Jay-Z school of courtship. While British actress and lingerie model Gemma Atkinson couldn't keep her mouth shut about her "great" relationship with Ronaldo, he dismissed it as "casual" to the press. In fact, Cristiano was so low-key with it that his own mother claimed that Gemma was making the whole thing up. Damn. Lesson to the ladies: If Ma Dukes denies your existence, you are definitely a beatpiece.