When: 2007

By 2007, Ronaldo was a full-fledged global icon, and seemed to be popping up in the papers with a new chick every week. He caused an international furor when he was spotted making out with Bollywood star Bipasha Basu—which would've been OK had she not been in a very public relationship with fellow Bollywood actor John Abraham. Since Biphasha and John were pretty much the Indian equivalent of Angelina and Brad, the alleged Ronaldo smooch didn't sit too well with the Indian media. To which Ronaldo said, "FOH!" We kid. Everyone knows Ronaldo doesn't really check for the Indian media. We think.