Okay, we know what you're thinking. "This is bullshit. Tell me something I don't already know." Slow your roll and listen. Yes, you want to be in a situation where the girl all but invites herself back to your spot, but, not all of us are so lucky. Offer to split a cab. Point out that you live uptown as well, so it's on the way. Pretend you live in her neighborhood, and if she doesn't invite you up, be prepared to take that lonely cross-town bus back to your crib. Get creative. Remember, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
1. Leave With Her