10 Reasons Why American Car Shows Suck

We're ready to move overseas for better automotive television.

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American car shows suck, plain and simple. Go ahead, argue your case for the value of the Speed Network, but we will still posit that the British version of Top Gear is the best car show ever. Today, in celebration of American mediocrity, we offer 10 reasons why American car shows suck. Deal with it. 

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10. America Thinks Attractive Girls Who Know NOTHING About Cars Are a Good Substitute for Actual Talent

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9. America Loves Dennis Gage

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8. America Thinks Alan de Cadenet Is the World's Smartest Car Guy

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7. America Loves Terrible Spin-Offs

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6. America Thinks Having a British Narrator and Cool Graphics Are More Important Than Well-Researched Content

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5. America Thinks Chip Foose Is God's Gift to Car Design

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4. America Promotes 'Staged' Reality Shows

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3. America Broadcasts Auctions Where Half the Cars Don't Sell

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2. America Shamelessly Copied the Brits

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1. America Thinks Old, Boring Hosts Are the Shit

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