Years Played: 1984-1998
Teams: New York Giants, L.A./Oakland Raiders, Washington Redskins
Super Bowl Stats: SB XXV: 20-32, 222 YDS, 1 TD, 0 INT
Career Stats: Record: 51-32-0, 80.5 QBR, 16,430 YDS, 94 TD, 71 INT

The pride of Hollsopple, PA, Jeff Hostetler somehow managed to grab not one, but two Super Bowl rings during his career. The first of which came in '86 with the Giants despite being used sparingly as a backup to Phil Simms. The second came in 1990 when Simms broke his foot, giving Hostetler a starting role. He led the Giants to victories in their final two regular season games, and swept through the playoffs, defeating the Bills 20-19 in Super Bowl XXV thanks to two guys named Lawrence Taylor and Scott Norwood. Screw the regular season, Hostetler had a 112.0 passer rating and is 4-1 in post-season.