Years Played: 1983-1990
Teams: New England Patriots, New York Jets
Super Bowl Stats: SB XX: 0-6, 0 YDS, 0 TD, 0 INT
Career Stats: Record: 28-23-0, 79.7 QBR, 11,142 YDS, 61 TD, 51 INT

Tony Eason has only 51 career starts to his name, and he's never started all 16 in a season. However, he managed to make it to Super Bowl XX with the New England Patriots. You may need to sit down to look at these numbers though. He went 0-6 for zero yards. We'll let that sink in. Eason was sacked seven times, and the Patriots could only muster 123 total yards from scrimmage—second lowest total in Super Bowl history. The seven sacks is a record too, in case you were wondering. To say this game was one-sided is like saying Michael Jordan dabbled in basketball. Shit was a massacre. But at least Tony Eason can say he made it to a Super Bowl, right?