11. Alpha Male
Week: Week 1
It's good to be Jerry. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones scored a victory for fathers-in-law everywhere with his "clean my glasses" move he pulled on his son-in-law during the Cowboys' Week 1 win over the Giants. It's one thing to effectively castrate your son-in-law in private; it's entirely different to do it on national TV. Jones announced to the world that he is not to be trifled with, and even if his moves as GM are running the Cowboys into the ground, there is no question who is the boss of the Jones family.