Tiki Barber left the NFL under the presumption that he would be an intensely popular and talented TV personality. Oops. As it turns out, he's a total bore on air and even less likeable off camera. With his wife of 11 years eight months pregnant, news broke that Barber was seeing a 23-year-old intern behind her back. Since women in their third trimester tend to frown on being cheated on, the couple separated. Eight days after his divorce was finalized, Barber married his younger, blonder jumpoff in what we're sure will be a "happily ever after" story.