Sport: Football

Big case of "I don't give a fuck" and "I'm big as hell" when you're talking about Jerry Porter. A monster on the field, the only thing that's overshadowed his very solid career, has been his mouth that's never seemed to quit. Porter called Peyton Manning and the Colts soft before their playoff match-up, he met the Browns on the 50-yard line for a good time, and pretty much ended Jerramy Stevens before their Super Bowl game. How can you compete with Porter when you can't spell your own first name, Jerramy!?