Athlete: Pete Weber
Pete Weber's approach to bowling is a lot like a chain saw's approach to haircuts; unpredictable and usually in a bad way. After winning a game with a strike he completely loses his head and, during his inexplicable rant, screams "Who do you think you are!? I am." We'd like to give Weber the benefit of the doubt and say that he probably just misquoted Rene Descartes. But, in reality, we know he's an unhinged weirdo and was just screaming to scream.