2. Adriana Lima
Wifey Of: Marko Jaric, Memphis Grizzlies (NBA)
Who is Marko Jaric? Oh, just a goofy looking, below average former NBA player. He does have one distinct advantage over the rest of us, though: he's married to Adriana Lima, one of the preeminent Victoria's Secret Angels ever. The Brazilian-born Lima has had a wildly successful modeling career. Last year alone, she earned $7.3 million and starred in a Super Bowl ad in which she wore a minimal amount of clothing. She also told GQ in 2006 that she was to remain a virgin until she got married, which drove the Internet crazy.