Who knew Ryan Lochte was this, um, special? Seriously, there's no way this chick thinks Lochte has a prayer at getting the right answer to that brain buster math problem. What defines him? It's a simple answer, Jeah! We could recite every line from this one, but we'll just let you enjoy and hit repeat as many times as you see fit. Student-athletes? Yup, we're not buying it either.