Date: 8/19/2012

We love a good scheme, and by good we mean really, really bad. Everyone knows it's not enough to take PED's, get caught and then suspended. Hell no, son. That's played out. The Melk Man decided to take it one step further and create a fake website that would, in some weird way, exonerate him from the obvious suspension he was facing. #failsonfailsonfails