Date: 4/1/2012

Who doesn't love a good SEC scandal? No, this one didn't involve any illegal recruiting, or any issues of academic ineligibility, or conduct detrimental to the team. This is the story of Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino, a man who had an affair with an assistant half his age, and ended up ousting himself when he got into a motorcycle accident. Straight to TV movie, anyone? It started over an innocent kiss during lunch, and ended with a neck brace, no job, and enough public humiliation to last a lifetime. Fun fact: Petrino exchanged 326 phone calls and 7,228 texts in a five month period of intimacy. #thethirstisreal