9. Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat
People hate Dwyane Wade because it was his idea to form the Big Three in Miami. He seduced Chris Bosh and LeBron James with visions of winning rings with their best friends on South Beach. He also likes to wear glasses with no lenses and cries about every other call. Not to mention he and LeBron like to fuck with our heads by dressing the same and finishing each other's sentences.