6. "Eat humble pie!"
When he's not debating rappers or Stephen A. Smith, Bayless is barking at concussed athletes who boast educations from Arizona State and, somehow, still manages to look like a clueless jackass. In this match-up of master debaters, Bayless suggests that Terrell Suggs "eat humble pie" or admit the Ravens can't win a Super Bowl with Joe Flacco. T-Sizzle responds by repeatedly screaming "Ball So Hard University!" and flexing into the camera. Seriously, that's it.