1. On Jay-Z: "I won't take him over Lil' Wayne or Nelly."
During an especially inexplicable segment of First Take, Skip Bayless found himself debating the Jigga's status in hip-hop. Somehow, he keeps a straight face when he says, "I like what he's saying, I just don't like how he says it..." and follows that up with, "I won't take him over Lil' Wayne or Nelly."
His suspect taste aside, what the hell is Skip Bayless doing in this kind of debate? Either he's clowning us all or he's a clueless egomaniac who actually thinks he has something important to say about the the culture of hip-hop. We suspect some sort of combination with a slight edge to the latter.