15. "He was Le-Alfred James"
Granted, LeBron played terrible in the clutch, but "Le-Alfred James" is a bit overboard. Oh wait, we're talking about Skip Bayless here! Late in Game 5 of the 2011 Finals, Dallas went on a 10-1 run. Meaning Miami, as a team, gave up 10 points to the Mavs. But then again, according to Skip's logic, LeBron is responsible for every Miami loss and Dwyane Wade is responsible for every win.