5. On Andrew Bynum: "I'll take him over Dwight Howard."
Rip Dwight Howard all you want for being selfish and a dense egomaniac, but dude's pretty good at basketball. Bayless has made a career out of being a detestable contrarian, which, to his credit, has made him a lot of money in television. But, he's also black balled himself from ever landing a job as a general manager in the NBA. Andrew Bynum over Dwight Howard? You been trading scouting reports with Isiah Thomas?