We've been good boys and girls this year. We didn't crash any press cars into walls, trees, or grandmothers (even though we did get an SRT Viper a little muddy), and we haven't even offended too many people. Really, the ones who have been offended are statistically insignificant... or something like that. We even made some articles that made people laugh, and since laughter is the best medicine, that means we probably cured some horrible disease free of charge.
In light of all of this, we're just asking for these 10 gifts this year; we're sure that it won't be too much trouble for you, since you are magic.