Burglars Stole Eight SUVs, The Computers, and the Furniture From a Dealer on Christmas

Who wants used car dealer furniture?

'Twas the night of Christmas, when all through the land
Everbody was feasting, on food mostly bland;
The security system was armed at the dealer with care,
In hopes that no burglars would soon be there;

Alas, the owners of this Fresno area used car dealership were not in luck. The security system was disabled on Christmas night so that a group of thieves could break in, make repairs to eight SUVs, load them up with all of the furniture and computers, and then drive off, because used car dealership furniture is so desirable. Seriously, how can it be worth the trouble to sell that desk for $20 on Craigslist?

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[via KSEE]

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