Did you leave milk and cookies out for Santa this year? Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes didn't. But, it's not because he's a Scrooge. Far from it actually. Spikes wanted Santa to be able to deliver all of his presents on time this year. So, he left him something even better than a glass of 2 percent and a few chocolate chip cookies:
We're leaving a big fat rail of coke and a shot of Jack for Santa this year… cookies and milk will just slow him down. #SimpleTruth— brandon spikes (@BrandonSpikes55) December 25, 2012
Wow! Yeah, that'll certainly do the trick. It'll also earn some unwanted attention from the NFL. So, uh, you might want to delete that tweet, dude. Or not. Considering it's been up since late December 24, it looks like Spikes isn't all that worried about it. And…yo, WTF is that clatter we hear up on the roof? Santa, go home and get some sleep! Geez.