10 Resolutions That Athletes Need to Make for 2013

One: Stop punching fire extinguishers.

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January 1 isn't only a day for nursing hangovers, it's a chance to amend a year's worth of drunk texting and Chipotle binges with hollow promises for a better future. For the last 12 months you've wavered back and forth about joining a gym, breaking up with your girlfriend, and finally kicking your Internet porn addiction (err at least toning it down). The good news is you're not alone. Some of your favorite athletes need a fresh start in 2013 as much as you do. The first day of the rest of your life begins now with 10 Resolutions That Athletes Need to Make for 2013.

Written By Sean Evans (@seanseaevans)

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Ryan Lochte: Read More

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Tyrann Mathieu: Quit Smoking

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Lance Armstrong: Make Friends

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Mark Sanchez: Enjoy Life More

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Dez Bryant: Stop Drinking

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Alex Rodriguez: Get a Girlfriend

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Chad Johnson: Just Start Over

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Andrew Bynum: Get In Shape

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Bobby Petrino: Spend More Time with Family

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Warren Sapp: Save Money

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