Andrew Bynum: Get In Shape
You and Andrew Bynum will probably spend the first couple weeks of January "ripping up" a spinning class and putting in "extra time" at the squat rack. And, by mid February, you'll both be back to slugging six packs and feasting on deep dish. Andrew Bynum is treating his contract year like a personal affront to his own health, looking overweight and recently tweaking his knee injury while bowling. Pathetic.
You know why people bowl? Because it's almost impossible to get hurt. It's like flag football for elderly cigarette addicts. Unless the seven-footer has a violent, Pete Weber-like follow through, dude needs to get his ass in the gym. There's a lot at stake for Bynum, whose personal worth will be determined by a group of NBA GMs who will spend this summer bidding on his services. Right now, he looks worthless.