Nobody needs a consistent support system as much as Alex Rodriguez. A-Rod's an unhinged neurotic who is as consumed by crippling expectations and glaring insecurities. During one of the most disappointing postseason performances in baseball history, Alex Rodriguez was caught soliciting a date from an attractive fan with an autographed baseball. That might work if you're, say, a hormone-crazed 13 year old, but it's a pathetic look on a grown man in a 3-for-25 slump. Superstars need love, too. It's about time Alex got his.