"I made the mistake of being friendly with an older driver, as I hate driving in silence. He commented on how he used to party when he was my age and fuck different women every night. Playing along, I asked if he had any tips and tricks for getting women in NYC. He said a word that I didn't recognize. When I gave him a confused look, he said to me like I was an idiot, 'cocaine.'

"Acting like this was a natural thing, I was like, 'oh yeah, nice.' He went on to tell me how he'd go find drunk girls at bars, sniffle, and when they were curious, he'd go back to the cab in the parking lot or his place and fuck after doing drugs. When it was time to get out, I thanked him, acted like he was a genius, and got the fuck out of there."