Team: Liverpool
Years of Ownership: 2011-present
Championships Won and Playoff Appearances: Zero championships / Zero playoff appearances

You'll never walk alone. LFC's motto says it all really. LeBron was obviously tired of all the hate he was getting and friends he was losing, so he decided to invest in a club that promised him companionship and support. But really it's all about global reach and King James has decided to throw his hat into the world's most popular sport with one of the world's most popular teams. Good for him. He's already got a Liverpool designed shoe and has even gone overseas to take in the action. The rich get richer yet again, but don't hate, we're sure your hairline isn't regressing nearly as fast.